iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS
hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
“Darkness is coming.”
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
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I laughed more than I should have. The accurateness of this gif is like 2000%
Lmfao
which genius did that
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college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die
lol
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MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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Shaki, somos las más pulentas. :D