*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag...
I need to try this
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if...
During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so...
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I tried to scroll
I tried to scroll too
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